Better Luck Next Time Toddler TeeThey tried. It did not work. Tomorrow is another opportunity to do the exact same thing and expect different results. The Details: Black ink with "BETTER LUCK" in large bold vintage serif script lettering across two lines at the top left. To the lower right, a retro illustration of a snarling black cat with green eyes and an orange open mouth showing teeth. "NEXT TIME" appears in smaller stencil style capitals to the left of the cat. Distressed

with the word "muffin" implied by the graphic

Number one in volume

And then it's smeared with yogurt by 9 AM

"Version Of" in distressed block text

" Printed in a single distressed yellow ink on a red tee with a vintage product label aesthetic

The vibes are spooky

Smothered Company

Some kids just show up to October ready to cause problems

Dark green hexagonal badge logo with a double-line border

You just did not read it

and significantly more unpredictable than anything hiding in the closet

Retro cartoon horror style in a green