Men's Solar Spectacular SocksImagine what the universe would look like if you could sit and spin it like a top, spectacular! Larry Brisben Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 7 12. 5 72% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 1% Spandex

because the only other being on the planet that gives less fucks than a cat is an old person

old glory…I think that about covers all the different names we have for the American flag

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you never have to fill it up

53% Combed Cotton

If everyone followed the age-old adage

but she’s definitely a keeper

he may not be intelligent

Maybe this time you'll make it past the windmill

perfectly grilled corn on the cob or just a giant hunk of meat

If you’ve had a bit of a slim streak